Gloves are the Poor Man's Mittens

Things I did today:

-Downloaded some music.
-Read some romanticism.
-Bought some leather gloves.


Of all three events, I am most excited about acquiring those silly things with 5 fingers. Made from cows, they keep my hands quite warm in this cold season, which we call winter. Here are some pros and cons concerning gloves:

Pros:
-Hide Ugly Fingers
-No need for hand unsightly hand-warmers
-No chance of hand herpes
-If committing a crime, no better article of clothing.

Cons:
-Hard to type
-Unable to scratch self
-Bad thing to write a blog about
-But I do it anyways


In a complete sort of aside that I am ever so prone to, I have been spending a lot of time reading Digg. As a result, I am better informed in the two areas of interest that the internet has to offer: breaking news and lolcats. Unfortunately, the two remain somewhat independant of eachother, which saddens me. What better way to find out the state of the United States economy than a topical cat, with the caption "dis man hear sez u in a reseshun!" The Hillary Clinton jokes practically write themselves. Just a thought for future news-ographers out there.

There is leftover turkey to be eaten, so I will get to it. Goodbye, Imaginary Audience.